Some Chemistry Jokes
Check out this website. There's a lot of jokes that deal with material we won't really cover, but I like the website because after the joke you can click the link below it to read about the chemistry behind the joke.
A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-'s"
Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.
The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Q: Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?
A: Because it's in the ground state.
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?